you’re so dramatic you should be on a stage,
not any stage, an one act show.
Your performance is above the average,
in your eyes you’re the greatest.
You never disappoint yourself,
in your eyes you always deliver.
your performance is second to none.
You demand all eyes on you-
you’re the star of your one man show.
it’s always about you.
you’re beyond pathetic.
your dramatic performance is in a category
of its own.
You’re a class act with none to compare.
Others would give you accolades
but you don’t need them,
you praise yourself.
as dramatic as you are-
you deserve an Emmy,
but, you’re so arrogant
you wouldn’t accept it.
You rather praise yourself,
because you think you deserve