Pardon the Interruption


We interrupt your scheduled broadcast

with a public service announcement.

This is a test….


Some are experiencing technical difficulties.

Your television makes it difficult to distinguish between

reality and reality television.

We would like to inform our viewers

the differences between reality television and real life are

reality television is scripted and your life is real.

For some of our viewers,

it appears their reality is based on reality television

instead of reality television based on their life.
Adjust your screen.
Make sure reality television reflects the life
you should live and not allow our scheduled shows
to set standards of how you should live.
In the event this is happening…..
Unplug the television or keep it off
if you are still experiencing
difficulties distinguishing reality.
Now, we return you back to your regular scheduled programs…